Are you seeking answers?  Guidance?  Coolness and radicalness?  Look no further, for you have found all of these and more!

 

We, the devotees of the Rainbow Goddess, once sought the same things you now seek.  She, in all her prismatic glory, delivered to us maximum awesomeness.  She, with wings unfurled, carried us swiftly away from the lame and the uncool.

 

Welcome.  Welcome to our congregation.  And, henceforth, may The Rainbow remind you.